Yet another year rolls around and yet again I am the most selfless, GIVING saint on earth, attending the cricket for a friends birthday. And in keeping with tradition (and caving to my fans demands*) here’s a brief rundown in photo form.
I know there's footy moles, but what is the cricket version? Cricket Sluzzas? That'll do (pig). And you should have seen their faces, their makeup gun was set on whore..
Obviously you need to dress up when going to the cricket. When you’re in the members section that is. No thongs, no unbuttoned shirts, no fun, amirite? Did I mention we were in the members section? Although I do love to sit in my fucking tower and glower at the peasants below, they’ve gone out of their way to take all the fun bits of the cricket. No drinks at your seat, no glassing cunts, I mean what is there left to do?
Shitty photo due to giggling.
Watch Australia’s Funniest Home Videos, that’s what else there is to do. I adore this show with a love that is deep and endless. To all of you that pooh-pooh it (I learned to speak like that in the MEMBERS section, did I mention that where we were sitting?), I dare you to watch it without at least three belly laughs. If you can do that then you are a humorless git and I unsubscribe from you in general.
As you can see they went all out with the pyrotechnics
I think I spoke on behalf of all 18 people in the stadium: ‘Well that was a bit shit’.
You should have seen the OTHER guy! Wait, what?
Any excuse to scarf down a disGUSTing hotdog. As I told the assembled company I would, I showed it who was boss. And got a smokin’ hot profile pic in the process.
I'll take my footlong in the library thank you Jeeves
But of course the MEMBERS SECTION (did I mention that was here we were) has a library, makes perfect sense.
As you can see the crowd went wild
When they finally did put on some good fireworks on the crowd were long gone, so I was pretty embarrassed on the fireworks behalf. Also, since when is a stadium full of smoke a good idea? Never? I thought so too.
And thus ends my cricketing adventure for this year, happy birthday Ms A. J. Black, cant wait for next year (Bay 13 next time please).
*Not really, but at least 3 people demanded I ‘blog about it’ when I mentioned I was attending the cricket. Not sure why this particular activity warranted it, as opposed to all the other fabulously retarded things I do, I guess they just needed to believe I had an ulterior motive for going. Which is fair enough, I’m all about ulterior motives, furthering my own agenda and the such, so I guess they know me well. Well here you go, HAPPY NOW?
